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September 18 2017

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I hate my squad bc they make me have Snow Halation stuck in my head b4 going to sleep

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tripleclown:

this is honestly one of my all tim favorite hsitorical pictures because of the three dudes that are just LOSING it in the front

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setheverman:

that’s fair

emicentre:

lofispirit:

thingstoshowdan:

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.


It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away


Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)




So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage


And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”


Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady


waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

mY GOD YES

September 17 2017

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mikedawwwson:

mikedawwwson:

That’s Not Who We Are

Was suprised to find out this strip had been nominated for an Ignatz award this morning. I was not expecting that, and I am beyond honored to have been considered. Thankyou to Matt Bors and The Nib for commisioning it from me, and thankyou to Eleri Harris my wonderful editor.

rose—child:

karis-the-fangirl:

cornflakepizza:

iraniandiaspora:

newwavenova:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

fatbisexualpenguin:

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

Specifically he was Parsi.
Also raised Zeroastrian.

*zoroastrian 

^^^
centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear

Freddie is my idol more and more that I learn about him

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belenasaurus:

better think next time you make little bitch accusations

kasumypersonal:

nedark:

surprisebitch:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me: Y’all need church! Forgive them Father, for they don’t know what they are doing!

My Asshole, At Any Given Time:

@ruf1ohn1tram

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ceeberoni:

ceeberoni:

wait wait wait are gamers now executing gamedevs who try and be less shitty or

gamedev: hey im gonna make a protag who’s not a cishet white dude

gamers: then die (pulls the trigger)

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veawile:

nflstreet:

A girl gamer? AND you have hooves?

aaaaaaaaaaalianzinsurance:

soliloquy-of-nemo:

lesbianpiperwrights:

me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game
hot lady pirate: *appears*
me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers

Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒

oh honey

stuffandsundry:

eff-word:

kuttithevangu:

purified-zone:

kuttithevangu:

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.


So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

lars-and-sadie-doyle:

Light manipulating Rem: the woman you love, who you can never be with and will never love you, loves me and wants me to be happy, and doing this will make me, and by extension her, happy

Light manipulating Ryuk: you want some… fuckin… apple???

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jojo5life:

💖♒💖

38492:

38492:

wheres the sexy ryuk picture

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